{"id":1512,"date":"2021-10-02T20:26:38","date_gmt":"2021-10-02T18:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/?p=1512"},"modified":"2021-10-02T20:26:43","modified_gmt":"2021-10-02T18:26:43","slug":"une-rencontre-impudique-dans-la-foret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/fr\/une-rencontre-impudique-dans-la-foret\/","title":{"rendered":"Une rencontre impudique dans la for\u00eat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui j&rsquo;ai r\u00e9alis\u00e9 un r\u00eave d&rsquo;enfant! Certains r\u00eavent de devenir une star ou un joueur de foot. Moi, je r\u00eavais, entre autres, de trouver un satyre puant ou phallus impudicus. Et aujourd&rsquo;hui, c&rsquo;est chose faite. Ce n&rsquo;\u00e9tait certe pas encore la rencontre parfaite du satyre dans toute sa gloire, car j&rsquo;ai manqu\u00e9 la phase o\u00f9 il d\u00e9gage une odeur repoussante. Il y a un peu plus d&rsquo;une semaine, le 24 septembre, je suis tomb\u00e9e sur des sortes d&rsquo;\u0153ufs, remplis d&rsquo;une substance gelatineuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"921\" height=\"691\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194929.jpg?resize=921%2C691&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"1513\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194929.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/?attachment_id=1513\" class=\"wp-image-1513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194929.jpg?w=921&amp;ssl=1 921w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194929.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194929.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194929.jpg?resize=16%2C12&amp;ssl=1 16w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 921px) 100vw, 921px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"622\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194913.jpg?resize=622%2C574&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"1514\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194913.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/?attachment_id=1514\" class=\"wp-image-1514\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194913.jpg?w=622&amp;ssl=1 622w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194913.jpg?resize=300%2C277&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194913.jpg?resize=13%2C12&amp;ssl=1 13w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"921\" height=\"691\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194845.jpg?resize=921%2C691&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"1515\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194845.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/?attachment_id=1515\" class=\"wp-image-1515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194845.jpg?w=921&amp;ssl=1 921w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194845.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194845.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_194845.jpg?resize=16%2C12&amp;ssl=1 16w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 921px) 100vw, 921px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Je me suis demand\u00e9e ce que cela pouvait bien \u00eatre, m\u00eame si j&rsquo;avais un petit soup\u00e7on. Et aujourd&rsquo;hui, j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 le reste de deux satyres puants exactement o\u00f9 j&rsquo;avais trouv\u00e9 les \u00ab\u00a0oeufs\u00a0\u00bb il y a une semaine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"691\" height=\"921\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_195342.jpg?resize=691%2C921&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_195342.jpg?w=691&amp;ssl=1 691w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_195342.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/soigneralzheimer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20211002_195342.jpg?resize=9%2C12&amp;ssl=1 9w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 691px) 100vw, 691px\" \/><figcaption>Reste d&rsquo;un satyre puant.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La prochaine fois, je saurai le reconna\u00eetre, d\u00e9j\u00e0 au stade d&rsquo;\u0153uf. \u00c0 ce stade primitif il est comestible et je compte bien le go\u00fbter quand j&rsquo;en aurai l&rsquo;occasion. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui j&rsquo;ai r\u00e9alis\u00e9 un r\u00eave d&rsquo;enfant! Certains r\u00eavent de devenir une star ou un joueur de foot. Moi, je r\u00eavais, entre autres, de trouver un satyre puant ou phallus impudicus. Et aujourd&rsquo;hui, c&rsquo;est chose faite. Ce n&rsquo;\u00e9tait certe pas encore la rencontre parfaite du satyre dans toute sa gloire, car j&rsquo;ai manqu\u00e9 la phase o\u00f9 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