{"id":430,"date":"2020-05-30T10:23:41","date_gmt":"2020-05-30T08:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/?p=430"},"modified":"2020-05-30T10:23:52","modified_gmt":"2020-05-30T08:23:52","slug":"un-gag-de-mon-parrain-revisite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soigneralzheimer.com\/de\/un-gag-de-mon-parrain-revisite\/","title":{"rendered":"Un gag de mon parrain revisit\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mon parrain, avant de souffrir d&rsquo;une maladie similaire \u00e0 la maladie d&rsquo;Alzheimer, racontait ce gag d&rsquo;un malade se rendant chez son m\u00e9decin\u00a0:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0A la fin de la consultation, le m\u00e9decin lui dit qu&rsquo;il a une bonne et une mauvaise nouvelle et lui demande laquelle il veut conna\u00eetre en premier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-La mauvaise, r\u00e9pond le patient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eh bien, lui dit le m\u00e9decin, vous souffrez de la maladie d&rsquo;Alzheimer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Et quelle est donc la bonne nouvelle, lui demande le patient plein d&rsquo;espoir&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Lorsque vous sortirez de mon cabinet, vous ne vous en souviendrez plus&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce que je vis en ce moment avec ma maman m&rsquo;inspire une nouvelle version&nbsp;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab&nbsp;Un malade d&rsquo;Alzheimer se rend chez son m\u00e9decin. A la fin de la consultation, ce dernier lui dit qu&rsquo;il a une bonne et une mauvaise nouvelle et lui demande laquelle il veut conna\u00eetre en premier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-La bonne, r\u00e9pond le patient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eh bien, lui dit le m\u00e9decin, vous allez gu\u00e9rir de la maladie d&rsquo;Alzheimer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Et quelle est donc la mauvaise, lui demande le patient inquiet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Vous deviendrez de plus en plus conscient de ce que vous oubliez!&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans l&rsquo;\u00e9volution de la maladie, il y a une phase particuli\u00e8rement difficile o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on se rends compte que tout ne tourne pas rond. Ma maman avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 pass\u00e9 cette phase et ne se rendait plus compte qu&rsquo;elle \u00e9tait malade. Depuis quelques semaines elle s&rsquo;en rend de nouveau compte et ce n&rsquo;est pas facile pour elle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J&rsquo;ai v\u00e9cu l&rsquo;\u00e9volution de la maladie de mon parrain, atteint de d\u00e9mence fronto-temporale, comme une longue descente, o\u00f9 des capacit\u00e9s paraissant aller de soi, disparaissaient les unes apr\u00e8s les autres. Apr\u00e8s chaque pallier, je m&rsquo;en voulais de ne pas avoir vu tout ce qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait encore capable de faire \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9tape pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente&nbsp;! C&rsquo;est comme s&rsquo;il \u00e9tait en train de mourir par petites parties. Et on peut se dire ce qu&rsquo;on veut pour essayer de se consoler, c&rsquo;est un processus affreux et r\u00e9voltant&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui, il m&rsquo;est donn\u00e9 de voir le processus inverse avec ma maman et j&rsquo;en suis si reconnaissante&nbsp;! Et en m\u00eame temps je me dit&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;si on avait su \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9poque o\u00f9 mon parrain \u00e9tait malade, que de souffrance on aurait pu \u00e9viter&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mon parrain, avant de souffrir d&rsquo;une maladie similaire \u00e0 la maladie d&rsquo;Alzheimer, racontait ce gag d&rsquo;un malade se rendant chez son m\u00e9decin\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0A la fin de la consultation, le m\u00e9decin lui dit qu&rsquo;il a une bonne et une mauvaise nouvelle et lui demande laquelle il veut conna\u00eetre en premier. -La mauvaise, r\u00e9pond le patient. -Eh 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